{"id":1165,"date":"2010-04-26T12:37:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-26T02:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ourowncorner.com\/poohsden\/?p=1165"},"modified":"2013-11-02T15:28:23","modified_gmt":"2013-11-02T05:28:23","slug":"crazy-me-the-mom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ourowncorner.com\/poohsden\/crazy-me-the-mom\/","title":{"rendered":"Crazy Me &#8211; The MOM"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In my new avatar as a mother, I have realized some crazy things I do &#8211; the things that make children roll their eyes at their mothers. Oh well what can I say, motherhood brings out the worst (or is it the best) in me<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Talking to a non-existent person<\/p>\n<p>I am so used to traveling with kuttyma in the car these days and on those rare occasions I go out by myself, I talk to her. I tell her (!) that we are at the red light blah blah blah&#8230; It is quite a few minutes before I realize that I am traveling alone &#8211; all by myself and I really do not have to give a running commentary of Houston roads.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Hearing phantom sounds<\/p>\n<p>A lil cute ghost wearing bells on her feet resides firmly in my heart and I swear I can hear kuttyma&#8217;s anklet bells jingle over and above the sound of the radio in my car even when she is not there. Sigh! I bet kuttyma would be rolling her eyes when she hears\/sees this<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Shopping cart or Stroller<\/p>\n<p>The stroller is my new best friend. I go out with it. I push it up and down the streets of Houston, through crowded aisles at the store and everywhere else. On those occasions I make a run to the grocery store and grab a shopping cart &#8211; I have been known to keep rocking the cart (move it forward and backward) while browsing (I do it with the stroller so that kuttyma has a feeling that we are moving and we have not stopped. I have seen a lot of moms do this). I realize what I am doing and stop myself and do it all over again at the next aisle when I am looking for some other stuff.<\/p>\n<p>I am sure I do more stuff. I just need to watch myself. Most of the times, I do not realize what I am doing. They come so naturally!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In my new avatar as a mother, I have realized some crazy things I do &#8211; the things that make children roll their eyes at their mothers. 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