{"id":3879,"date":"2012-04-10T04:31:44","date_gmt":"2012-04-09T20:31:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ourowncorner.com\/poohsden\/?p=3879"},"modified":"2012-04-05T08:36:25","modified_gmt":"2012-04-05T00:36:25","slug":"out-of-the-toddlers-mouth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ourowncorner.com\/poohsden\/out-of-the-toddlers-mouth\/","title":{"rendered":"Out of the toddler&#8217;s mouth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me: Ganesh mama and Sivaram mama are coming to visit you<\/p>\n<p>Her: &#8220;Thopa Ganesha&#8221; and &#8220;Sivan sami&#8221; coming home to see kuttyma?<\/p>\n<p>I bet she was quite disappointed her mamas did not look like her storybook illustrations of Lord Ganesha and Lord Siva \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>**********<\/p>\n<p>Seeing an pamplet ad for a pizza place<\/p>\n<p>Her: I want a slice of this and this.<\/p>\n<p>Me: What? Why? (I seriously could not believe that my daughter can associate the words pizza and slice together. She must be learning something in school)<\/p>\n<p>Her: So that we can all eat Mommy!<\/p>\n<p>********************<\/p>\n<p>During dinner one night,<\/p>\n<p>Her: I want jelly<\/p>\n<p>Me: Finish off your dinner and then you can have jelly for dessert<\/p>\n<p>She prompty forgot about it and it was sleep time. She did not want to sleep (nothing new here) and I was trying to be the patient mom. She suddenly gets up from bed and starts crying (the oppari style)<\/p>\n<p>Her: Where is my jelly? I eat all my &#8220;mammu&#8221; and no jelly. (She is super dramatic &#8211; her hands are shaking and she is pointing to herself and crying and talking in English)<\/p>\n<p>Me: Ok you want jelly right? I will get some for you<\/p>\n<p>Her: No. I eat all mammu &#8211; you said jelly. Oh my God! (shakes her head in disgust)<\/p>\n<p>Ultimately she did not want to eat her jelly either. 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