We were talking about matadors and bullfighting in Spain. She loves to be the bull and pretend play. Later we looked into some pictures of matadors

Her: Look mommy, this bull is kissing matador

She can make a violent sport a kissing game

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On Skype with uncle, he had to leave and was saying his good byes

Him: Bye kuttyma

She ignores

Me: Say bye to mama kuttyma

Her: (makes sure to keep her face away from the screen) I am so busy wait

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She was eating her yogurt and did not want to finish it up

Her: Please share with me da-da

R: No thanks kanna. I do not want it

Her: I said share with me – open your mouth now

She proceeds to push down a spoon of yogurt into R’s mouth

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She has a new crush! R’s good friend whom she has never met!! I was on facebook checking out stalking super cute A – daughter of R’s friend.

Her: Who is this girl?

Me: That is A akka. She lives in Norway

Her: Who is this?

Me: That is Uncle – A akka’s da-da

Her: I like akka’s da-da mommy. He smiling at me. He looking at me.

Uncle’s fan club just recruited their youngest member 🙂

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Me: Did you have a fun day?

Her: Yes

Me: We went to XYZ place right?

Her: You made a mistake mommy. We first eat “mammu” and then go to XYZ

I stand corrected

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R: I will fill the tub with hot water and then you can take a bath

Her: No hot water

R: Ok I will fill it with warm water

Her: No “worm” water (making a crawling action with her finger). I do not want worms in water

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We were outside and there were 4-5 little girls running around.

Me: Look at the little girls! I like little girls. Do you like little girls?

Her: No

Me: Do you like big girls?

Her: No

Me: Do you like little boys? (I ignore the evil look R is throwing my way)

Her: No

Me: Do you like big boys?

Her: No!

Me: What do you like?

Her: I like chairs mommy. I like chairs!

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Other gems dispered at appropriate moments

– You made a mistake mommy

– It is not good manners (when I interuppted her story time)

– I am the teacher and I read a story for you

– At the end of the story – say “thank you kuttyma”