A very excited kuttyma landed in Chennai. She was super excited that she kept up a “Chennai Chennai” chant entertaining/annoying fellow passengers the last 5 minutes of the flight. As we taxied in and waited to get off the plane, kuttyma was getting antsy. She did not want to wait. To calm her down, I gave the best explanation I could come up with – “the doors are not yet open sweetheart”.

Then she said: Toilet have keys

It took me a few seconds to realize – she meant that the Pilot has keys.

Me and R were ROFLing and so were others who heard her.